"The seed oils of lighting": Slowed-down clip of LED lights pulsing like a strobe has people swearing them off "They need to be banned."
"You're 100% right to be upset": Anthropologie customer demands apology after her mom overhears fitting area staff talking about her body "I just don't think they should speak about a customer behind their back in that way."
"Never met anyone who didn't lose the stone": Influencer's PSA about 4-prong rings goes viral "Say a prayer to Saint Anthony."
"Enabling the freaks": TikToker catches iPhone user "licking" phone in public--turns out it's a lesser known feature "It's so helpful."
"It can only good happen": Trump's latest word salad becomes an instant meme "Repeating it into the mirror every morning like an affirmation."
"Shame on you!": Apple fans furious as "Scratchgate" makes the iPhone 17 look old in days Apple should have stuck with titanium.
"Only in SF": San Franciscans are furiously defending their kiwi party from the jokes "Our ancestors simply would never attend a kiwi eating party."
"Insulting to every mother in America": Moms hit back after Trump tells them to "tough it out" instead of taking Tylenol "As someone who went through two days of labor, I don't need lectures on toughness, and neither does any woman."
"I'd die of a panic attack immediately": Woman gets trapped in cruise ship waterslide and people are calling it their worst nightmare "Poverty has saved me once again."
"Where all the degenerates are": Facebook launches new AI dating features, including a "meet cute" option "Facebook dating with the help of AI.....what could go wrong?!"
"Condescending and rude": GTA fans pile on Trevor actor Steven Ogg after viral interview "One day you should read Dostoyevsky's 'Crime and Punishment.'"
